a hunter went into the forest for bear-hunting.
he spotted a sun bear, took aim, and with a single shot, hit the poor animal right between its eyes. proud of his marksmanship, he cut the sun bear's head off. as he prepared to skin the bear, he felt a gentle tap on his right shoulder. it was a brown bear, grinning. "hey pal, you've done a bad bad thing now. well, i will have to maul you down now, unless, you bend down and undo your trousers, and let me make bearly love to that sweet ass of yours.". fearing for his life, the hunter reluctantly agreed. after 2 weeks in hospital, the hunter was keen for revenge. he loaded up his rifle and went back to the very same forest, and finally traced down the brown bear. and BANG! he shot the bear right between the eyes. satisfied, he started to skin the brown bear, when he felt another gentle tap on his right shoulder. it was a grizzly bear, grinning. and well, you know what happens next. the hunter was forced to spend 2 months in hospital to recover from the beastly ordeal. full of rage, he went back to the very same forest, track down the grizzly bear, took aim, and shot it right between the eyes. 2 months of waiting, he finally got his sweet revenge. as he sat down admiring his kill, he felt another gentle tap on his right shoulder. it was a polar bear now, grinning. the polar bear said to him, "hey, pal, are you sure you're here for the hunting?"-hihi
