Monday, 18 January 2010

bearly love

a hunter went into the forest for bear-hunting.

sod off, you religious (facebook) zealots!

nobody likes a mr. know-it-all. add in i'm-holier-than-thou attitude, you'll get one very annoying person indeed.

facebook is the perfect breeding ground for these idiots. the ease to create groups, pages for free; status updates, and the unmoderated style of commenting give them the chance to annoy others. you know the kind, they'll berated you for not being a good muslim if you ever dare to disagree with their views/actions. they'll pester you with invites to join their 'holy crusade' causes, and if you don't, you're a munafik! MU-NA-FIK! i tell you, if groups affiliation in facebook scores you points during judgement day, i'll be waaaaaaaaaaay down the queue list.

what a nice looking bag you're carrying there sir


i want one of those

the new D&G "l'eau the one" ad


aum aum


uuh oooh scarlett!

the difference between dumb and stupid

cut and copied from this article, http://tiny.cc/N7vkx,

"Michael Bay makes stupid movies; James Cameron makes dumb ones. Both kinds have been with us since the dawn of film. But dumb is King Kong, Gone With The Wind—and Titanic, and now Avatar. Stupid is and always has been worthless." - Tom Carson, GQ.

summed of perfectly the reasons why i'll never watch transformers the movie.

facebook is devil, momma!

let me ask you a hypothetical question, superman and batman, who is more likely to have a facebook account? would batman has a status update: "bought a new set of killer rims for the batmobile, check it out and weep, peeps!"? well? lately, i've been asking myself that question, i desire to be one of the 'cool' guys, the jason bournes, double '0' '7's of this world, then why do i persist on having a facebook account, thus de'value'ing my coolness?

i don't want to be that guy who posted his beloved Arsenal/Manchester Utd results on his status update, as if the others don't know the url to a sports news site, or the guy who had just bought an iPhone, his profile pic is now changed to a pose of him with the iPhone conveniently appearing inside the frame, like a new body part surgically attached to his hand, or that guy who posted highly intimate, lovey-dovey series of postings to his girlfriend/wife/pets. what happens to being discrete and tactful, as a gentleman should? why all of us suddenly became attention whores, that we just had to tell everyone what we bought/ate/drank/heard/watched/sh*gg*d?